Birthday Crunches

Welcome to a new world of fantasies.Yes,this is what I call my collzzz days.
Anybody at par my vicious circle of naught-ism can't even catch a
glimpse of ecstasy.

Me,a libertarian by deeds stupefies anybody and everybody at first,
and the case went pretty same that day too.

That day,18-09-09 when the lad turned 20,a few OPEN SECRETS got unwound

SHIVENDRA SRIVASTAVA,bailiwick of music is mad about rockclimbing,amiable
to frenzz is being beaten black and blue,having singular mind frame is
in catch 22.Man,is that a presentiment or has it started???
......

DAY THREE, ON A WINNING SPREE

Branded shirt, trouser then overcoat then shoes fragrancing the living room of 49, patel nagar .Alambagh ,Lucknow
All that one could hear was an unusual tone in the house.
IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND OR WE OUT OF OUR SENSES?:-uncle said. There hasn’t been a day when we do not hear his cries while getting ready .He is so very quiet .What so special bhabhi???
{
Me interrupting midway:- chacha ,fasten the seatbelts, I’m rushing to take ur bahu home???......lolzzz all around.
}
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........
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In collzz
08:57 am
LT 22


No sooner did I enter the class than I heard the roars and comments.
ME:- Am I a celeb or sth?
{
Flaunting as much as I could
}
ASHU:-You a moron? Can’t u screw ur absurdity???]


After recess
Digi lab

Me and bhai gettin’ ready for the compeering part of BOLLY ENIGMA. Yes, sth whose advertising posters raised umpteen issues..
{
na na no tragic ones darling, rather..........
Why the hell u not pasted 8x10 poster rather a mere 4x3?
RAJ ,he’s so very cute. I wish I would be her SIMRAN.....
Will I find my RAJ racing on a white horse.........I wish I could. I wish I can.God,he’s so vry cute.............
and so on and so many........
}
...........
PRANJAL:-Man, where are u now?
ME:- Bhai, wait a sec.
{
I dunno why the hell do I become ostentatious when it comes to compeering?
}
Hi ANKY.wish me luck yaar
ANKY:- sorry dude.......a bit busy??...lolzzz.Later, as you say....
Hi AANANDITA I wonder if all goes well.
AANANDITA:- for sure yaar.......We all believe in you.
{
Let me tell u the preceding stmt left the kid{me of course} awestruck. Since then whenever I feel low I ponder these days and it’s been a millionth time I thank her. She made me realize my true strength...
}

ME {all emotional}:-Bhai, jai mata di....Let’s rock........{burst out laughing}....


The dumbcherads ..........all for a cause
Let me remind ,sth at which gals are good at is dumbcherads..Yes , RAJ OR RAHUL.......who the hell maybe......It was either of these two who made the gals realize their national sport in one of his movies.......
Years after here in Digilab the case was the same......ROUND 3 ....dumbcherads....
Oooo aaaaa wow...The wind was such,that the co-ordi sir challenged ANKITA an AANANDITA for this memorable sport.....unable to control the laughter I shouted:--go on buddy...
The fine champions took the challenge and tried their level best but somehow faltered.......
It was later when we came to know the movie was 88 ANTOP HILL.......
I realized that I would prefer a rebirth to answer this.......But as we are, we teased the so called fine champions in every possible way we could.........


04:20 pm
Same day

ME:- Prez. I’m leaving as ASAMANJAS resuming in 10 minutes. Come soon.
AANANDITA was ready as ever.
I thought a few of my frenzz will handle BOLLY ENIGMA and rest will help us in ASAMANJAS.
But the worst was yet to be seen.


04:27 pm

CO-ORDI MA’AM:- SHIVEN, Where the hell are your participants? We have 70 odd people out there. You promised me 150+.
ME:-Errr.....Ma’am......
{
There were a million thoughts clinging in my mind. What the hell do all these people think of? I call them frenzzz SCREW THEM?
PREZ, ISHANSH,ASHU,BHAI all busy.......How the hell do I believe?..........I didn’t feel this way before.....
With handful people out there, we somehow managed to assemble the mob .

}
CO-ORDI MA’AM:-You a moron {umpteenth time}............You managed 150 entries for ISHANSH almost the same for PRAKHAR........What the hell these guys doing upstairs......ENJOYING EACH BIT THEY CAN????
ME:-hmmmmmm....Yes ma’am........ok ma’am.....as u say ma’am/.......blah blah.......
............
....
...
AANANDITA,ANKITA,MALINI.....ALL THREE IN LT-13....
{
at the entry gate itself
}
Guys, howz the test???
AANANDITA:-Yaar,I mz tell paper is damn so good.
ME:-We did it. I betted we will.....
......
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PREZ enters at 04:55
I left no stone unturned in abusing him.
AANANDITA appears interrupting:-Chill yaar. He was busy upstairs.
ME:- Can’t I say a word to my friend..
AANANDITA:-Not at all when I’m around.
{
CO-ORDI MA’AM,ANKY, MALINI ,AANANDITA and PREZ of course managed the atmosphere brilliantly and the test ended well......
}


05:32 PM

ME:- AANANDITA,I can’t believe my eyes . We landed safely.
AANANDITA:-Yepp, 140 odd participations. Nevertheless expected.
{
BHAI,ISHANSH,ASHU enter....
}
ME:- I dreamed of it and you made me realize that. I’m so very thankful.
AANANDITA:-na yaar....There’s nothing like that. We are an efficient team to reckon with........and burst out laughing...........
{
FRENZZ, you are the strength of my writings.....So, don’t you dare do such things again....
.......................
.........
}

DAY TWO FOR ALL THOSE WHO WOO...

If you are here to look out for something different, man get rid off??

The story is still the same as I can’t get you something new “for a song”??? Wait for ways to be
made.

Day two was full of big or small cardzzz . Everyone out there was mesmerised with the aroma
flowering the atmosphere. Now we have “THE CONSCRIPT FOR YOU”. Yepp, the much hyped
sensational tete-e-tete with ISHANSH and MALINI.


The show became a huge hit with at most 150 participations. Let me take backstage for some
sp-icy curry.


04:27 pm
After collzzz
Lt complex

Hue and cries,man get to work.......ARE MORE XEROX REQUIRED????

Ya,of course......30 more required......get that soon.......
.....
.
Who’s there?????.........

WHO’S RECITING ALL THIS???
..........
......
..’

REWIND THE SCENE FOR 4 HRS.
12:35 PM
IN FRONT OF ACADEMIC BLOCK

ME:- Bhai, ask anky ‘bout the feedbacks of your 1st round....

BHAI:-Watta ask ? She’s busy in the preparations...

What! Is she taking the exam??I can smell the spoilt.......bhhhhaaaiii

BHAI:-This is much alike the placement paper.How the hell can she miss that...
{for GOD sake shut the chatter......}

IN UNISON:-Hi ISHANSH???Are U Done ???
{pyar aur haar .....ISHANSH ki dictionary mein nhi .....shhhh}......

ISHANSH:- Guys, I’m almost done......But WHAT U ALL checkin’ out........

ME:- FFFRIENDD......CAN’T U see ...KAMAAL is also here....

THREE OF US:-Hello KAMAL/......

KAMAAL:-Hhello yaar.....

PROFILE REVIEW:-

KAMAAL:-a good guy...and a friend

{KAMAAL WAS HERE TO HELP US IN CHECKING THE ANSWERSHEETS.........WHICH WAS ACTUALLY A MISCONCEPTION....LOLZZZ...HE WAS THERE ALL FOR A CAUSE....a bit louder.... }

ANKITA{to herself}:-How come he be here???I must ask him to leave???
{hold on ANKY take a chill}

Hello KAMAAL....

KAMAAL:-HALO .....HELLO YAAR

AANANDITA:-{composed as ever..}...Wat u guys busy with????SH_ _ _ _...extend your thanks
atlest.......
{in a microsec}
ME:-Yes of course KAMAAL...thanks a tonne yaar...

BHAI{murmuring}:-ahem ahem..BHAI she asked all of us to thank KAMAAL and you ran alike ..........
I heared that??????
{a few close talks b/w us}.

MALINI:-Guys,get to work......We have our spot in hrs..[she is one who’s always concentrated{.H2SO4.}.towards work....yaar.....and no lolzzz ]

Then ABHAY,SHIVAM,RAJ...almost EVERYBODY turned up...........

Thanks RAJ,SHIVAM,ABHAY but we can help ourselves..........

AANANDITA{for the first time}:-YAAR!!! Do call a few more frenzzz...The work will be over
within secs.

RAJU{sneezing}:- no need yaar!!! Actually I gotta work ........will join U guys later...

{no need dude}.
EVERYBODY:-hmmm.Thanks for joining yaar.....take care

HASTA-MANIANA BEGINS.....

Hardly had the clock rung 03:00am when I ended up rubbing my eyelids.yepp,i didn't have sleep that day.

04:00 am

It was 1st feb/2009,the day which everyone of us was eagerly waiting.The only reason being a full apetite feast on MALINI'S b'day {kiddin'}. Though prime reason being "our work had started bearing FRUITS."

The day has come.....STREET PAINTING TODAY, as mentioned.on posters and pamphlets fragancing the college lanes.

08:00 am

Community centre

I.E.T. lko

It was an electryfying atmosphere all around all that one could hear were PRAISES.First, I complimented myself and then approached my troop.

HAIL SEMANA FESTIVA.........

hi bhai...PREZ....ishansh....ashu.....

Hello Sir,Ma'am......blah blah blah

PARTICIPANTS ENJOYING TO THE FULLEST..........I talked with a few and and then concentrated to a few from those few......[jokin']

................

.........

..

AANANDITA and ANKITA and b'day girl enters:-

hi,hi,hi,hi/.......

Happy b'day yaar.......

thanks a lot......

PRANJAL:-[INTERRUPTING]......We are all set to have a bang........here.........as well as at the restaurent..........

{silence}........

ME:-{murmuring}:-

SILENCE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS

IF SAY THAS TRUE IF NOT YET FAIR.......

{WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING OF}

Yaar, we're damn serious this time.We want a lavish treat at all odds.

THE THREE FRENZZZ:- For sure yaar...let the events finish we'll definetely have one.

To have an aura....I asked AANANDITA to sit amidst the noise and set our forthcoming paper.

I found a million eyes pinching the two of us.......

HAPPY TO SHIVEN:- funny guy.look at me.....I'm a true hero.A million fans staring me..

SHIVEN:-SHUT UP....YOU NON-SENSE. Move to another place.

AANANDITA:-Hello......where the hell you are.change this question..................

ME:- Yaar, we'll discuss it later..........enjoy the concert.

...........

...

.

OOPS, what I got now.....a digi cam.

ME:-bhai ...do u have one?

BHAI:-Yes buddy.....click me and i'll click yours

DEAL{in unison}

lolzzz all around

ISHANSH:-HI EVERYONE........

Where the hell were you???

PRANJAL:-mz be helping JYOTSNA. She's the ASS. CO of STREET-PAINTING.Don't u know that.....]

{SORRY BHAI}

PROFILE REVIEW:-

JYOTSNA:-a friend of ours, a good friend of ISHANSH...lolzzz.........a great human being

ME:- bhai, it seems your eyes are searching some____.

shut up......thas not so??

then what's that upto??.......laughs...but only between two of us

{we clicked a million photoes but none to the expectations...kept on appreciating everybody wheather we like his/her work or not..}.........

A SUDDEN REMORSE........

when I tried to click THE THREE FRENZZZ but faltered......

HAPPY:-YOU...... a complete loser...stupid

SHIVEN:-thas nothing to be made an issue. They are your frezzz too. ASK THEM AGAIN

HAPPY:- Don't you dare do that........a pinch of respect is left and that too will be wiped off.....

Hellish,unknown to a digi cam and planning to be an engineer..hehehe

And this time I went with happy......

PRANJAL:- You asked them to pose for you....... Thas great man......you goin' great guns.....

ME:- It's hardly an issue...if you ask they'll appreciate you too.....

PRANJAL:- It's fine. If I'll feel I'll surely ask..

{you know what,all 6 of us...oops, 5 of us...with ISHANSH an exceptioon were somewhat shy from each other.We preferred our own spaces.}

[LACK OF INTERACTION........YOU KNOW THAT]

ME:-{GOOD LORD......I WISH I COULD SHARE MY STUPIDITY WITH PRANJAL}

The show went well...with lots of applauses.........

In exaggeration I complimented ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY...........you know me...

{Ending day one post I strongly thank my frenzzz. I know there are a few stupid happenings which could have been avoided but what to do it was first major event of ours. I sincerely plead for a sorry if it hurts you in any possible way. }

HANDLING THOSE INTOLERABLES...

30th JAN/2009



The day began with me wishing b'day to my grandpa.....hugs and kisses flowering the house.



I begged my mom to carry fest on and allow me to leave for the collzz.



09:00 am


I.E.T LKO


As I entered the college premises, I found my gang eagerly waiting.Their faces were numb and their was sensical mourn on their faces.I asked in my usual tone-" is there an as*-ache?"


Vomittin' this non-sense I realized being rude.


BHAI:- Hellish,Behave yourself.


Actually,there are a lot of jobs to be done and we're running short of time.Posters, pamphlets were to be designed by ISHANSH and GOD knows where the hell is he?


with a gust of wind , busy on phone ISHANSH ENTERS

ISHANSH:-HAVE DONE MY PARTS...CHECK THEM

{WE TOOK 3-4 HOURS TO SETTLE THE DESIGNS. IT IS WHEN I REALIZED GUYS BECOME TERRIBLE WHEN ASKED TO MAKE A COMMON CHOICE }

[AFTER THE HAVOC....]

SHWETANK:- BLAH BLAH BLAH....

ME AND PRANJAL:- MR. PREZ ...... TAKE A CHILL PILL???

[LOLZZZ ALL AROUND]

SHWETANK:- THE JOB IS NOT DONE YET.. BEGIN SEARCHING A SHOP TO PRINT ALL THESE , PRICES SHOULD BE REASONABLE BUT WE CAN'T COMPROMISE WITH THE QUALITY TOO.

EVERYBODY:- STATEMENT OPEN FOR RECONSIDERATION...MR PREZ......BURST OUT LAUGHING.........

...31ST JAN/2009

We ran pillar to post to carry out the proceedings .We were almost done with the preparations But an incident took me by surprize and i was like "CORNERED IN A ROUND ROOM"...........
While leaving for home in my brand new SUV... i.e.in AUTO-RICKSHAW, I was busy yawning.An old man with rags all around sitting next to me in the LUXURIOUS couch uttered a few words
which left a million pins itching my as*.he said:-"bhaiya! beedi peehau.. neend bhag jaihaiye." ..................

It took me by surprise but I came to know that I definitely deserve a bidi for my hard-work

.I still murmur these words now:-
GONE ARE THOSE DAYS WHEN WE USED TO TOIL

TO FOLLOW THE FOOTPRINTS ON THIS MUDDY SOIL

SCREWED UP DAYS......

29 JAN/2009
AROUND 6:00 PM
FOOLS RUSH IN WHERE ANGELS WEAR TO TRED......
It seldom happens that the shorter a quote is, the better it relates to.I always wished to know the secret behind this,toiled a lot but each time fell HEAD OVER HEELS.
Four boys toiling day and night to make the upcomin' events a success .Co-ordinator Sir gave us a few instructions and then left the entire responsibility on our immature shoulders.
Ishansh,Pranjal,Shwetank,Shiven in RML-G4[SHWETANK'S ROOM] sitting perplexed.
ISHANSH:- Who will head the show?WHO IS CAPABLE ENOUGH!!!
PRANJAL:- You're right.CO-ORDI Sir....you landed us nowhere.
SHIVEN:- Take a chill yaar.....we still have 2 days. And,by the way our president is here.
How the hell can you neglect his presence???
ALL THREE OF US IN UNISON........CHEERS TO OUR PREZ
{PREZ. THAT IS WHAT I CALL HIM}
SHWETANK:Guys, are you nuts? Do all of you really think this way...
Everybody:- Yes dear...now get ready.....
SHIVEN:-By the way,where is futon...
it would be better if i say he would be the ribcage of all the events ...
EVERYBODY: rush in to F-9....
SITTING COZY ON THE DIRTY COUCH OF THE HOSTEL AND CORNERED FROM THE WORLD , FUTON FIRING HIS ARMS.....
yes, something at which we boys rock....COUNTER STRIKE
{FUTON .....is what we call Ashu as we place him just after NEWTON by the standards....lolzzz}
ASHU:- Where the hell is army upto??
EVERYBODY:-comin' to shoot you [in unison]
SHIVEN:- Get over man... there is smthng worth to share???
ASHU:- will screw all of you....... i will definetely help but once i'm over.......

This is a live happening which made the fool out of us...similar happenigs lasted 3 days...exactly before the prime day of SEMANA FESTIVA(a 7 day annual fest under KRITI SOCIETY)

SORRY BHAI...{NOT AGAIN} .........MY ALTER EGO

BEFORE HAVING A FLYING START LET ME INTRODUCE YOU ALL WITH BHAI...YES MY ALTER EGO..
PROFILE REVIEWS:
SHIVEN:NOT FOUND PRANJAL:NOT IN PUBLIC
PRANJAL AND I ARE FRIENDS FROM FIRST DAY OF THE COLLZZZ{OOPS, THAT IS NOT SO?}. WE BECAME FRIENDS ....OR I SAY GOOD FRIENDS SOMETIME IN OCTOBER,2007......
BY THE END OF 1ST SEM. WE STARTED SHARING THINGS, THOUGHTS, TASTES ETC...........
THE WORSE WAS STILL TO BE SEEN.
THINGS GOT SCREWED UP AND THE D-DAY CAME..........YES, WHEN WE FELL FOR THE SAME GAL...NOT ONCE.....BUT THRICE........
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT???EVEN,WE FOUND IT HARDER


SECOND SEMESTER WAS A BIT LULL EXCEPT MATHS 2 ANSWERS NOISING THE DECORUM OF THE CLASS............
{FROM THE SAME SOURCE OF COURSE.......... EITHER (PRANJAL AND SHWETANK )OR ( THE THREE FRENZZZ)}
"SEPARATE POST FOR THE THREE FRENZZ WILL FOLLOW SHORTLY"
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I ALWAYS FOUND IT HARDER, THOUGH WAS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH.......
YOU KNOW WHAT I PREFER TO KEEP THE THINGS WRAPPED......[JOKES APART]
SORRY BHAI.....VOMMITTED BY ME FIRST[AS PER THREE LAWS,KNOWN WORLDWIDE]
AND, THEN IT [SRRY BHAI] STARTED ON A WINNING SPREE........
...........
......
..
FEB,2008
SECOND SEMESTER
ME:{IN WHISPERS} BHAI,NAME THE GYLM......
SOMEBODY ENTERS.........
ME:[TO PRANJAL]YAAR!YOU KNOW WHAT, THESE ARE DUE TO SPHERICAL AND CHROMATIC ABBERATION.......IF WE KEEP THE APERTURE....BLAH BLAH BLAH...
THAT SOMEONE LEAVES....THINKING.HE MZ STUDY!!!
LOADS OF LAUGHTER .....
AWESTRUCK NA! .....
GYLM: "GAL YOU LIKE MOST"
BHAI: ----------- AND BHAI ... WHAT ABOUT YOU?
ME:{IN FULL MELODRAMA}.........
NAHINNNNNNNNNNNNN
BHAI: NOT AGAIN!!
TIS' BEEN THE THIRD TIME!!!........
ME:SORRY BHAI...
TILL THEN,WHENEVER BOTH OF US FALL FOR SAME .....ONE OF US IN MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING DRAWS AWAY AND LEAVES THE FOOTPRINTS..................WISHING SORRY BHAI!!!!!

A FRIEND YOU CAN FAITH UPON...........

BELIEFS AND FAITHS DIFFER A LOT.........
BELIEF IS WHAT ONE HAS ON HIS FRIEND OR MENTOR ETC. WHERE AS FAITH IS WHAT A CHILD HAS ON HIS MOTHER.....
YOU ALL MUST BE THINKING ......... AM I OUT OR WENT CRAZY?
THE ANSWER IS "NO".....
MISS BLOGGER IS WHAT I STARTED CALLING HER FROM ................
ISN'T THAT TOO EARLY TO DISCLOSE???
PROFILE REVIEW:
MISS BLOGGER: A GREAT FRIEND,GUIDE,PHILOSOPHER.......RATHER A TEACHER WILL BE BEST SUITED,WHO MAKES YOU REALIZE YOUR STRENGTH AND COME OVER YOUR WEAKNESS....
27TH JAN/2009
LT-23
IET LKO
FIRST DAY OF FOURTH SEMESTER
AND THE D-DAY CAME.........YOU CAN EASILY FIGURE OUT HUGS AND KISSES AS EVERYBODY MEETING HIS DEAR AND NEAR AFTER QUITE A LONG.
HELLO YAAR...........
...............
............
.......'
RECESS:
SIX OF US SITTIN'
DUMBSTRUCK.........YOU FORGOT THEM
ISHANSH,MALINI,ANKITA,PRANJAL,SHIVEN,AANANDITA................
{SOME SERIOUS MEANINGFUL TALKS}
TOMMORROW , WE CAN DISCUSS THE PAPER........
YAAR,DO HELP US??
OURS IS ON 1ST FEB.[YES,YOU'RE RIGHT...SHE'S ANKITA..... A BIT MORE PERPLEXED]
ALTHOGH PRANJAL WAS CHILLED OUT........
EVERYBODY:-YES OF COURSE.......
SEMANA FESTIVA.........TAKING ITS TOLL.....
A WARM WELCOME.........TO ALL OF YOU.....
SOMETHING STRUCK ME......
PRANJAL:- WE ARE IN A MESS.......AS HOW WILL THE ARRANGEMENTS HAPPEN?
AN U CHUBBY................. ARE SLEEPING.........
SHIVEN:- WILL SCREW YOU........ WHY THE HELL YOU INTERRUPT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION!!!...........TALK TO ISHANSH?...BUT WHERE IS ISHANSH!!!
ISHANSH:-[BUSY ON PHONE]......COMIN' IN A SEC.
EVERYBODY:- NA..NA YOU TAKE YOUR TIME...BURST OUT LAUGHING...
AANANDITA:- DO BRING YOUR LAPTOP TOMORROW..... WE'LL SORT OUT THE PAPER
SHIVEN:- MA'AM!!
MALINI:- [SPOKE PRIMARILY...........YA YU GOT IT RIGHT.......CLAP FOR HER.........ATLEAST SHE SPOKE SOMETHING]
ISHANSH, HAVE SEEN "CONSCRIPT FOR YOU....LISTED A FEW QUESTIONS........ WILL GIVE YOU THE DETAILS BY TOMORROW............
ISHANSH:-OKAY!!!
EVERYBODY:-DISPERSE.............SEE YA BY TOMORROW

A TRIBUTE TO SPI...

LINKS ARE THE RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN 2 OBJECTS OF SAME CLASS.........
YES SIR!!!
WHERE AS ASSOCIATION ARE THE RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN 2 CLASSES...
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.......
'..
25TH JAN/2009
08:53 AM
VENUE: OUTSIDE ACADEMIC BLOCK.
I.E.T. LKO
I CAN SEE THROUGH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SITTIN' HAPHAZARDLY ON UP 32 BC-3123{AM I RIGHT!!!}. THOUGH THEIR GRIMMY FACES, A BIT VISIBLE BUT I FOUND MYSELF UNABLE TO SMELL THE CAKE.....
AND HERE I COME.......
HI ANKITA, MALINI, MEGHA.........
PROFILE REVIEWS:
MEGHA:-A SWEET GIRL AND A FRIEND OF MINE
BUT DUE TO SOME UNAVOIDABLE REASONS WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR KRITI
{TALKS AND TALKS AND TALKS........}
.........
....
.
SHIVEN:-{ IN SUBCONSICUOUS STATE OF MIND}
ABHISHEK BACHCHAN SIGNING ENDORSEMENT WITH SPI........
NOW NO MORE "IDEA ......."SPI CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE............
WELL, JOKES APART...THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO ALL MY SPI FRENZ
AND I SINCERELY PLEAD FOR A SORRY...........
MAY OUR LINKS AND ASSOCIATIONS LAST TILL DEATH
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU.........

HEADING TOWARDS A NEW BEGINNIN'........................19 JAN,2009

VENUE: LT-13
IET LKO.
09:15 AM
SIX COMMANDERS DISCUSSING THEIR STRATEGIES TO MAKE OPERATION KRITI A SUCCESS.
'PROFILE REVIEWS:
PRANJAL- WELL KNOWN AS "BHAI"......A SWEET GUY
SHWETANK-MR. PREZ........THAT IS WHAT I CALL HIM
ISHANSH-HAVE A REGRET IF HE IS NOT KNOWN.. A CHOCOLATE BOY
ASHU- KKK...THE WEBMASTER.....
ANKITA-CUTE AND BUBBLY.......A GREAT FRIEND
MALINI-A BIT RESERVE... BUT EXTREAMLY HELPFUL
.........
....
.
EVERYBODY MISSING COMMANDER AANANDITA WHO IS LAST TO ENQUIRE...BUT A MASTER OF ALL SWORDS.... HAD SHE BEEN HERE, WOULD HAVE HELPED US TO HANDLE THE PANIC..
.........
WHAT TO SAY 'BOUT THE NARRATOR.... HE'S OUR VERY OWN...........SRIVASTAVAJI....
I CORRECT..........SHIVEN....
SHIVEN ENTERS:-
HI BHAI,SHWETANK,ANKITA..........
PRANJAL:-WILL SCREW YOU?WHERE THE HELL HAVE U ALL BEEN!
"SORRY BHAI"........
"A SEPARATE POST FOR ALL SORRY BHAI INCIDENTS................"
THERE WEREN'T ANY MEANINGFUL TALKS FOR NEXT 15 MINS. EXCEPT THE BALOONS OF LAUGHTER.............
.....
..
LO! SHIVEN GOT SERIOUS.......YAAR I HAVE AN IDEA!
EVERYBODY-STILL LAUGHING
WHAT THE ____
YAAR......... I HAVE ASAMANJAS WHICH IS "AN INFORMAL LITERARY EVENT..............."
SEEMS NOBODY INTERESTED........
SHIVEN:-YAAR ANKY{what I call ANKITA}? LET ME TALK TO AANANDITA.........MY INTUTION SAYS.......
ANKY:-SCREW YOUR INTUTION...........BUT YOU CAN SURELY CONVINCE HER.........
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...
07:51 PM........SAME DAY
HELLO AANANDITA.........[TIPTOED]
HI YAAR........
IF I SAY I HAVE AN AMAZING OFFER FR YOU TO BE A PART OF.........DILEMMA.......
WILL YOU TAKE THE CHANCE?
WHAT??????
"ASAMANJAS"................................... [AN UNUSUAL................................................]
RUNNING PILLAR TO POST TO CONVINCE HER..
AANANDITA:-YA! CAN YOU SEND A FEW MORE QUESTIONS..............
SHIVEN:-{TO HAPPY}.......YIPPE.......MY EFFORTS FR THE EVENT..NOT IN VAIN........
AANANDITA:-BUT......WE CAN TALK EITHER ON PHONE OR THROUGH NET....AS I'LL JOIN YOU PEOPLE ONLY ON 27TH
NO PROBS...........
BBYE TC[IN INTERRUPTION]

WELL THIS IS HOW KRITI STARTED..............
HAVE FEW MORE TALES TO SHARE........
THANKS TO MY FRIENDS WHO STOOD BY ME ALWAYS...............

FIRST DAY OF THE COLLZZ...

IT WAS 08:50 AM,WHEN I WAS PASSING BY NEW LANES.......RATHER GOIN' THROUGH "LOP-STOP" [A RENOWNED CONFECTIONARY SHOP].......NOT KIDDIN' YAAR.....

08:51......SHROVE TUESDAY.......

A MILLION THOUGHTS CLINGING TO MY MIND.........SHIVEN.......IS THIS THE PLACE YOU DREAMED OF???????

THE ANSWER WAS "NO"

LOOKING LIKE A LOST SAMURAI.....I TOOK MY STEPS.....

WHAT I SEE.....A BLUE EYED DAMSEL {HAPPY.......WHO IS SHE??????........................

SHIVEN :-SHUT YOUR MOUTH??..... APPROACHING TOWARDS YOUR COLLEGE???.

HAPPY :-SORRY YAAR.......

SHIVEN:-FOR HOW LONG WILL U KEEP VOMITTING THIS???

HAPPY:-CUT THE CRAP...

SHIVEN:-I'M BIT SOPHISTICATED........I WILL ASK HER ABOUT INSTI LANES........

HAPPY:-A DESPERATO.......WHAT????THAT IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA.........

AND THE CHATTER WAS RIPPED MIDWAY.........WHEN WE[SHIVEN AND ME] SAW HER ENTERING I.E.T.

WHAT TO DO NOW........

IS THIS A BOON OR A BANE?????

WHEN I KEPT WAITIN'

YEARS AGO,SOMETIME IN DECEMBER,WHEN I WAS BUSY ENGULSING BRISK VIEWS OF THE ATMOSPHERE (TEMPTATION....GALS OF COURSE)..

THOUGH UNALTERED WITH THE BREEZE......MY HEART REBUKED ME TO HAVE A BATH IN THE HOLY WATER.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN' THROUGH MY MIND WHEN I FELT SMTHNG AROUND MY NECK.

IT TOOK MINUTES TO DECIDE THAT ,IT WAS NOTHING BUT A SIGH OF RELIEF TO MY EVER FLOATING HEART.........

SOMETHING WAS LEAVING..........

OH IT LEFT

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WHEN MY MOM BUSTED MY EAR SCREAMING............

SON, WHICH GAL ARE YOU THINKIN' OF?