DAY THREE, ON A WINNING SPREE

Branded shirt, trouser then overcoat then shoes fragrancing the living room of 49, patel nagar .Alambagh ,Lucknow
All that one could hear was an unusual tone in the house.
IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND OR WE OUT OF OUR SENSES?:-uncle said. There hasn’t been a day when we do not hear his cries while getting ready .He is so very quiet .What so special bhabhi???
{
Me interrupting midway:- chacha ,fasten the seatbelts, I’m rushing to take ur bahu home???......lolzzz all around.
}
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In collzz
08:57 am
LT 22


No sooner did I enter the class than I heard the roars and comments.
ME:- Am I a celeb or sth?
{
Flaunting as much as I could
}
ASHU:-You a moron? Can’t u screw ur absurdity???]


After recess
Digi lab

Me and bhai gettin’ ready for the compeering part of BOLLY ENIGMA. Yes, sth whose advertising posters raised umpteen issues..
{
na na no tragic ones darling, rather..........
Why the hell u not pasted 8x10 poster rather a mere 4x3?
RAJ ,he’s so very cute. I wish I would be her SIMRAN.....
Will I find my RAJ racing on a white horse.........I wish I could. I wish I can.God,he’s so vry cute.............
and so on and so many........
}
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PRANJAL:-Man, where are u now?
ME:- Bhai, wait a sec.
{
I dunno why the hell do I become ostentatious when it comes to compeering?
}
Hi ANKY.wish me luck yaar
ANKY:- sorry dude.......a bit busy??...lolzzz.Later, as you say....
Hi AANANDITA I wonder if all goes well.
AANANDITA:- for sure yaar.......We all believe in you.
{
Let me tell u the preceding stmt left the kid{me of course} awestruck. Since then whenever I feel low I ponder these days and it’s been a millionth time I thank her. She made me realize my true strength...
}

ME {all emotional}:-Bhai, jai mata di....Let’s rock........{burst out laughing}....


The dumbcherads ..........all for a cause
Let me remind ,sth at which gals are good at is dumbcherads..Yes , RAJ OR RAHUL.......who the hell maybe......It was either of these two who made the gals realize their national sport in one of his movies.......
Years after here in Digilab the case was the same......ROUND 3 ....dumbcherads....
Oooo aaaaa wow...The wind was such,that the co-ordi sir challenged ANKITA an AANANDITA for this memorable sport.....unable to control the laughter I shouted:--go on buddy...
The fine champions took the challenge and tried their level best but somehow faltered.......
It was later when we came to know the movie was 88 ANTOP HILL.......
I realized that I would prefer a rebirth to answer this.......But as we are, we teased the so called fine champions in every possible way we could.........


04:20 pm
Same day

ME:- Prez. I’m leaving as ASAMANJAS resuming in 10 minutes. Come soon.
AANANDITA was ready as ever.
I thought a few of my frenzz will handle BOLLY ENIGMA and rest will help us in ASAMANJAS.
But the worst was yet to be seen.


04:27 pm

CO-ORDI MA’AM:- SHIVEN, Where the hell are your participants? We have 70 odd people out there. You promised me 150+.
ME:-Errr.....Ma’am......
{
There were a million thoughts clinging in my mind. What the hell do all these people think of? I call them frenzzz SCREW THEM?
PREZ, ISHANSH,ASHU,BHAI all busy.......How the hell do I believe?..........I didn’t feel this way before.....
With handful people out there, we somehow managed to assemble the mob .

}
CO-ORDI MA’AM:-You a moron {umpteenth time}............You managed 150 entries for ISHANSH almost the same for PRAKHAR........What the hell these guys doing upstairs......ENJOYING EACH BIT THEY CAN????
ME:-hmmmmmm....Yes ma’am........ok ma’am.....as u say ma’am/.......blah blah.......
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AANANDITA,ANKITA,MALINI.....ALL THREE IN LT-13....
{
at the entry gate itself
}
Guys, howz the test???
AANANDITA:-Yaar,I mz tell paper is damn so good.
ME:-We did it. I betted we will.....
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PREZ enters at 04:55
I left no stone unturned in abusing him.
AANANDITA appears interrupting:-Chill yaar. He was busy upstairs.
ME:- Can’t I say a word to my friend..
AANANDITA:-Not at all when I’m around.
{
CO-ORDI MA’AM,ANKY, MALINI ,AANANDITA and PREZ of course managed the atmosphere brilliantly and the test ended well......
}


05:32 PM

ME:- AANANDITA,I can’t believe my eyes . We landed safely.
AANANDITA:-Yepp, 140 odd participations. Nevertheless expected.
{
BHAI,ISHANSH,ASHU enter....
}
ME:- I dreamed of it and you made me realize that. I’m so very thankful.
AANANDITA:-na yaar....There’s nothing like that. We are an efficient team to reckon with........and burst out laughing...........
{
FRENZZ, you are the strength of my writings.....So, don’t you dare do such things again....
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}

DAY TWO FOR ALL THOSE WHO WOO...

If you are here to look out for something different, man get rid off??

The story is still the same as I can’t get you something new “for a song”??? Wait for ways to be
made.

Day two was full of big or small cardzzz . Everyone out there was mesmerised with the aroma
flowering the atmosphere. Now we have “THE CONSCRIPT FOR YOU”. Yepp, the much hyped
sensational tete-e-tete with ISHANSH and MALINI.


The show became a huge hit with at most 150 participations. Let me take backstage for some
sp-icy curry.


04:27 pm
After collzzz
Lt complex

Hue and cries,man get to work.......ARE MORE XEROX REQUIRED????

Ya,of course......30 more required......get that soon.......
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Who’s there?????.........

WHO’S RECITING ALL THIS???
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REWIND THE SCENE FOR 4 HRS.
12:35 PM
IN FRONT OF ACADEMIC BLOCK

ME:- Bhai, ask anky ‘bout the feedbacks of your 1st round....

BHAI:-Watta ask ? She’s busy in the preparations...

What! Is she taking the exam??I can smell the spoilt.......bhhhhaaaiii

BHAI:-This is much alike the placement paper.How the hell can she miss that...
{for GOD sake shut the chatter......}

IN UNISON:-Hi ISHANSH???Are U Done ???
{pyar aur haar .....ISHANSH ki dictionary mein nhi .....shhhh}......

ISHANSH:- Guys, I’m almost done......But WHAT U ALL checkin’ out........

ME:- FFFRIENDD......CAN’T U see ...KAMAAL is also here....

THREE OF US:-Hello KAMAL/......

KAMAAL:-Hhello yaar.....

PROFILE REVIEW:-

KAMAAL:-a good guy...and a friend

{KAMAAL WAS HERE TO HELP US IN CHECKING THE ANSWERSHEETS.........WHICH WAS ACTUALLY A MISCONCEPTION....LOLZZZ...HE WAS THERE ALL FOR A CAUSE....a bit louder.... }

ANKITA{to herself}:-How come he be here???I must ask him to leave???
{hold on ANKY take a chill}

Hello KAMAAL....

KAMAAL:-HALO .....HELLO YAAR

AANANDITA:-{composed as ever..}...Wat u guys busy with????SH_ _ _ _...extend your thanks
atlest.......
{in a microsec}
ME:-Yes of course KAMAAL...thanks a tonne yaar...

BHAI{murmuring}:-ahem ahem..BHAI she asked all of us to thank KAMAAL and you ran alike ..........
I heared that??????
{a few close talks b/w us}.

MALINI:-Guys,get to work......We have our spot in hrs..[she is one who’s always concentrated{.H2SO4.}.towards work....yaar.....and no lolzzz ]

Then ABHAY,SHIVAM,RAJ...almost EVERYBODY turned up...........

Thanks RAJ,SHIVAM,ABHAY but we can help ourselves..........

AANANDITA{for the first time}:-YAAR!!! Do call a few more frenzzz...The work will be over
within secs.

RAJU{sneezing}:- no need yaar!!! Actually I gotta work ........will join U guys later...

{no need dude}.
EVERYBODY:-hmmm.Thanks for joining yaar.....take care