Birthday Crunches

Welcome to a new world of fantasies.Yes,this is what I call my collzzz days.
Anybody at par my vicious circle of naught-ism can't even catch a
glimpse of ecstasy.

Me,a libertarian by deeds stupefies anybody and everybody at first,
and the case went pretty same that day too.

That day,18-09-09 when the lad turned 20,a few OPEN SECRETS got unwound

SHIVENDRA SRIVASTAVA,bailiwick of music is mad about rockclimbing,amiable
to frenzz is being beaten black and blue,having singular mind frame is
in catch 22.Man,is that a presentiment or has it started???
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pray for me brother,
pray for me sister
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Phone rings:-
Hey mom!thanks...
Yepp. I'll be there.
Hardly had I talked to mom when my frenzz caused pandemonium.
Brawls over treat.
I asked a few of them:_"Guys,it's 12:05 am.where the hell can I get sth"
Nopes was the answer.
Surrender yourself baibyy,come we'll get u to heaven....and they served
EVERYWHERE until I lost my senses accosting 'em.


20 mins. later


With a few water splashes,I got up twitching my eyebrows shouting:-"craven,
poltroon,recreant,pusillanimous,lily-liveried"

Shwetank:-Bhai!you're bein' sued.We are genuinely penitent fr the crap we
caused you but atlest follow the traditions,abuse us in HINDI{matrabhaasha}
lolzz.It gives us utmost satisfaction and pleasure.

Pranjal:-Bhai!Reminiscent to the so discussed mishappenning when one
of our frenzz asked u the same.

Me:-I got! shockingly........


Nitti:-Has the contrite been over.C'mon shake a bit baibyy
With in no time 20 odd people shakin' their a**es off at the badminton court
inside insti walls.The fest lasted 2 hrs. with weirdest things been done
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half past two:-
Take your shirts off.It's showtimeeeeee.Close your eyes before I narrate
this cutie dirty thingy.
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marriage mania
3 am
19/09/09
Laughing off

Pranjal:-Bhai!I've a humble request,marry someone.

Shwetank:-Yepp.In this befuddled world,do something to look up to.

Me:-thought to rebut them sayin' {You guys nuts or sth}.......But
melodramatic as am I "Bhai in this capricious world,who will accompany
your brother till divinity.{humming:- teraaa..hone laga hun,khone laga huun
jabse milaa huuun}

Pranjal:-Can't resist your crap....
Me:-Who started itt?
hmmmmm

Shwetank:-capricious world!!!Have u seen your face,mule will also spit
away from u.
{Mule........convolsions of laughter}



Me:-Prez!Emm.Emma called on 16th and asked to join her in Beverly
hills mansion on 19th.So dumb-ass,get lost Lemme sleep.

"Emma!how the hell can she call u,the concert was yesterday and I was
with her":-Shwetank vomitted.

We took seconds in abusing him.Uncle!blacken your mustache a bit.
They reflect your age.lolzzz

So, marriage mania resulted in a way that it's high time for Prez to got married.